I’m principal for the day. Here’s my schedule of events.

oh ... the day will be remembered by everyone...
first i will go for breakfast with the students and share some nice jokes with them...
after breakfast i will declare holiday but games gonna be compulsory... and teachers ve to attend all the empty classes to teach empty classrooms ( who welcome them more than students ) lolz..
then as i am the principal... i dont ve to attend or do anything... i will go and sleep....
HA HA HA HA